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Lists Make The World Go Around

Did you know? - A task list (also to-do list or things-to-do) is a list of tasks to be completed, such as chores or steps toward completing a project. It is an inventory tool which serves as an alternative or supplement to memory.

Task lists are used in self-management, grocery lists, business management, project management, and software development. It may involve more than one list.

When one of the items on a task list is accomplished, the task is checked or crossed off. The traditional method is to write these on a piece of paper with a pen or pencil, usually on a note pad or clip-board.

  1. Age, It Changes Things
  2. 1975 vs Now; What A Difference
  3. Male Responses Explained
  4. You Know You Are Getting Older When...
  5. Home Remedies
  6. Iron Man Competition
  7. Life's Little Lessons
  8. Little Stories For A Chuckle
  9. Messages From Pesky Answering Machines
  10. Office Signs
  11. Redneck Checklist
  12. Sayings And Some Word Humor
  13. On Aging
  14. Reasons That Walking Is Good For You
  15. World's Shorest Books
  16. Laws We Live By
  17. Keeping Your Sanity
  18. Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
  19. Twenty-Nine One Liners
  20. Funny Terms
  21. Report Cards and Police Comments
  22. Great Engineering Conversions
  23. Getting Old Is Tough

*** Adult Truths ***


  1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
  2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
  3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
There is great need for a sarcasm font.
How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
Was learning cursive really necessary?
Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died. 
  9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired. 
Bad decisions make good stories.
  10. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
  11. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again. 

  12. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.
  13. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call. 

  14. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay. 

  15. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
  16. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger. 
  17. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said? 

I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters! 
  18. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever. 
Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
  19. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time. 
  20. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.
  21. Ladies.....Quit laughing.


Enjoy life!!!