Paul's "Humor" ???
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts!
Be Warned, Weird Sense Of Humor Follows!
Yes, I admit it... I do have a weird sense
of humor! Humor..."The ability to perceive, enjoy, or
express what is amusing, comical, incongruous, or absurd. "
I'm not into the nasty but I do like amusement, badinage, banter, buffoonery, clowning, comicality, comicalness, drollery, facetiousness, farce, flippancy, fun, funniness, gag, gaiety, happiness, high spirits, jest, jesting, jocoseness, jocularity, joke, joking, joyfulness, kidding, levity, lightness, playfulness, pleasantry, raillery, salt, tomfoolery, whimsy, wisecrack, wit, witticism, and wittiness. Come enjoy?!?
Examples...
“What I lack in decorum, I make up for with an absence of tact.”
“As regards rap music, I believe that the "c" is silent.”
The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning
"ability to," and bics, meaning "withstand tremendous
boredom."
Never judge a book by its movie.
Then There Are The Visuals That Say It All
Sometimes a stiff upper lip is OK!
And... We Always Need A Play On Words!!
Albert Einstein's birthday was born March 14, 1879. The Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919. He stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was well endowed. He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is stronger if there is a DNA connection. He called this idea his Theory of Relative Titty.
Bumper Stickers Are Mandatory
I love bumperstickers
Pictures Tell It All
This old boy is so fat he can't scratch his own butt!!!
Says it all!