Age, It Changes Everything!
Could this really happen in real life? Who knows but it is funny!
- You would rather go to work than stay home sick.
- You constantly talk about the price of gasoline.
- You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.
- You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.
- You make an appointment to see the dentist.
- You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
- Neighbors borrow your tools.
- People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"
- You have dreams about prunes.
- You answer a question with "because I said so!"
- You take a metal detector to the beach.
- You wear black socks with sandals.
- You know what the word "equity" means.
- You can't remember the last time you lay on the floor to watch TV.
- You send money to PBS.
- The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants.
- Your ears are hairier than your head.
- You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn.
- You get into a heated argument about pension plans.
- You got cable for the weather channel.
- You go bowling without drinking.
- You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.
