Paul's "Humor" ???

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts!

Age, It Changes Everything!

Hold My Calls
Could this really happen in real life?  Who knows but it is funny!

  1. You would rather go to work than stay home sick.
  2. You constantly talk about the price of gasoline.
  3. You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.
  4. You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.
  5. You make an appointment to see the dentist.
  6. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
  7. Neighbors borrow your tools.
  8. People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"
  9. You have dreams about prunes.
  10. You answer a question with "because I said so!"
  11. You take a metal detector to the beach.
  12. You wear black socks with sandals.
  13. You know what the word "equity" means.
  14. You can't remember the last time you lay on the floor to watch TV.


  1. You send money to PBS.
  2. The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants.
  3. Your ears are hairier than your head.
  4. You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn.
  5. You get into a heated argument about pension plans.
  6. You got cable for the weather channel.
  7. You go bowling without drinking.
  8. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.