It Could Happen To You!
       I 
      was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall 
      saying:
      I 
      was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall 
      saying:
      
      'Hi, how are you?'
      
      
      I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don't 
      know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed,
      
      'Doin' just fine!'
      
      
      
      And the other person says:
      
      'So what are you up to?'
      
      
      What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too 
      bizarre so I say:
      
      'Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!'
      
      
      At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear 
      another question.
      
      'Can I come over?'
      
      
      Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be 
      polite and end the conversation. I tell them
      
      'No.......I'm a little busy right now!!!'
      
      
      
      Then I hear the person say nervously...
      
      'Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall 
      who keeps answering all my questions!