Age Is Relative

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts!

Getting Old Is Tough!

“The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles.”  -- Emerson

“The soul is born old but grows young. That is the comedy of life. And the body is born young and grows old. That is life's tragedy.” -- Oscar Wilde

Wake Up, The Cat has got your teeth again!

Getting old
He looks better in them than me!


A little frisky now are we?

Ordering Prescriptions Becomes Difficult

The cat has my teeth
Wadda ya mean NO?

Oh Oh!

Oh oh! This could be a problem!