Remember The Office Before Political Correctness?

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts!

Office Signs


  1. Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
  2. In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."
  3. On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon: "Yesterday's Meals on Wheels"
  4. At a Proctologist's door: "To expedite your visit please back in."
  5. On a Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
  6. At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout."
  7. At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
  8. On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."
  9. On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push."
  10. At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
  11. On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."
  12. On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."
  13. At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment."
  14. Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
  15. In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
  16. At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be."
  17. In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."
  18. In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
  19. At a Propane Filling Station: "Thank heaven for little grills."
  20. And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak "