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Worlds Shortest Books

  1. NEGROS I HAVE MET WHILE YACHTING
    By Tiger Woods
  2. THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
    By Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan.
    Illustrated by Michael Moore
  3. MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS &
    HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
    By Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
  4. THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
    By Hillary Clinton
  5. MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
    By Osama Bin Laden
  6. THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
    By Bill Gates
  7. THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
    By Al Gore & John Kerry
  8. AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
  9. A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
    By Dr. J.. Kevorkian
  10. ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED, BEFORE .....
    By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnel
  11. GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
    By Mike Tyson
  12. THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY v MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
    By O. J. Simpson
  13. HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE OVER BRIDGES
    By Ted Kennedy
  14. MY BOOK OF MORALS
    By Bill Clinton with introduction
    By the Rev. Jesse Jackson
  15. Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy!
    By Nancy Pelosi
  16. Promises I plan to keep
    By obama