Us Seniors Still Have A Lot OF Fun!

All tricks, no treats.

We Love Halloween Eventhough We Are Seniors

You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:

10. You get winded from knocking on the door.

  Knocking

9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.

Chewing

8. You ask for high fiber candy only.

Fiber

7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.

Candy Bar

6. People say: 'Great Boris Karloff Mask,'  And you're not wearing a mask.

Boris

5. When the door opens you yell, 'Trick ;or...' And can't remember the rest.

Open Door

4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.

Orders

3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.

Hairpiece

2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.

Walker

And the number one reason Seniors should not go Trick Or Treating.... You keep having to go home to pee.

Pee

No matter, have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN anyway.