House Rules Are Strictly Enforced By The Babies
Mickey's favorite position.... Next to Mommy!
Thou shalt feed me today more than thou didst yesterday.
- Thou shalt teach me with food - not big sticks and loud voices.
- Thou shalt walk with me every day - despite thy favorite TV program.
- Thou shall not buy furniture that I cannot sit on.
- Thou shalt not pay attention to anyone else but me, lest I feel un-wanted.
- Thou shalt love me to death - even when I bark all night.
- Thou shalt not have other pets with ATTITUDE
- Thou shalt not start the car until I am in it.
- Thou shalt not hide the food.
- Thou shalt obey the above without question lest I POOP on the neighbors
lawn and promote community strife.