The Chihuahua Pledge

My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am!

The Chihuahua Pledge Is Often Scoffed At Around Our Home...

* I will not eat the human's' food, before, during or after they eat it.

* The computer's mouse is, unlike a real mouse, inedible.

* I will not play tug-o'-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.

* I will not eat any more socks.

* I will not chew my human's toothbrush and not tell them.

* I will not chew crayons or pens, 'specially not the red ones so my people will think I am dying.

* I will not eat any more strawberries... see above!!

* I will not roll on freshly picked vegetables.

* I will not wake Mommy or Daddy up by sticking my cold, wet nose up her ear.

* When in the car, I will not insist on having the air conditioning on in Winter.

* I must shake the rainwater out of my fur *before* entering the house.

* I will not steal my Mom's underwear and show it to the repair man.

* The sofa is not a face towel. Neither are Mom and Dad's laps.

* We do not have a doorbell. I will not bark each time I hear one on TV.

* My head does not belong in the refrigerator.

* I will not roll my toys behind the fridge.

* The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.

* I do not have to check out the front yard when it is 100 degrees!