Mid-Pacific Funnies

Los Angeles To Midway To Hawaii To Los Angeles In 21 Days


OceanlinerSome questions to ask the cruise director on your next cruise:

  1. Which elevator do I take to get to the front of the ship?
  2. Does the ship generate its own electricity?
  3. Why do the inside staterooms not have windows?
  4. What do they do with the ice carvings after they melt?
  5. Is this island completely surrounded by water?
  6. The photos in the photo gallery do not have stateroom numbers on them, so how do we know which ones are ours?
  7. Has this ship ever sunk?
  8. Is it fresh water or salt water in the toilet?
  9. Does the crew sleep onboard?
  10. What time is the Midnight Buffet?
  11. Do the movies on the TV come via satellite or cable?
  12. Do these stairs go up, or down?
  13. What is the elevation of the ship?
  14. On the last night of the cruise, should we put our suitcases out in the hall before or after we go to sleep?
  15. What religion are all those people who are wearing a patch behind their ear?