Just Tell Me Why??

I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'

Why You May Ask Yourself?

  1. Does the reverse side also have a reverse side?
  2. Is the alphabet in that order?
  3. Is a carrot more orange than an orange?
  4. Is abbreviated is such a long word?
  5. Are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?
  6. Is there only one Monopolies commission?
  7. Do scientists call it "re"search when looking for something new?
  8. Do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
  9. Are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
  10. Isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
  11. Are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
  12. Do people without a watch look at their wrist when you ask them what time it is?
  13. Do you ask someone without a watch what time it is?