Additional Items To Ponder
- Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
- Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
- Why is the word abbreviation so long?
- Is it possible to be totally partial?
- What's another word for thesaurus?
- If a book about failure doesn't sell, is it a success?
- If a funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?
- What do they pack styrofoam in?
- If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, does it make a sound?
- If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
- If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
- When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
- Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
- Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
- If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they get Teflon to stick to the pan?
- Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
- Why is bra singular and panties plural?
- If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
- If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your headlights, what happens?
- Why do they put braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
- Is there another word for synonym?
- When sign makers go on strike, is there anything written on their signs?
- What does Geranimo say when he jumps out of a plane?
- If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is that considered a hostage situation?
- Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
- Why isn't there a mouse flavored cat food?
- Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn the radio down?
- Why do corn flakes and Sugar Frosted Flakes have the same number of calories per serving?
- If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
- Does your chewing gum lose it's flavor on the bedpost overnight?
- Why don't penguins ever get frostbite?
- Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
- Why don't we get goosebumps on our faces?
- Why do we have to dry clean rain coats?
- Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
- Why do you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?
- Why did God give men nipples?
- How do I set my laser printer on stun?
- Is it possible to have a civil war?
- If God dropped acid, would he see people?
- If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
- If you're born again, do you have two belly buttons?
- If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
- If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
- Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
- Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of the song?
- Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
- If most car accidents occur within five miles of home, why doesn't everyone just move ten miles away?
- Is Atheism a non-prophet organization?
- The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live?
- If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?
- Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses
- If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
- Is a castrated pig disgruntled?
- Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot them?
