Credit Cards Are Pesky Little Devils
$ - Credit cards are a great way of spending money you wish you had.
$ - Live within my income? I can't even afford to live within my credit!
$ - There are so many good sales with such great savings right now, I'm going to save myself right into bankruptcy.
$ - Money talks: Mine says, "Buy-Buy!"
$ - Absence makes the heart grow fonder, which may explain why I'm fond of money.
$ - Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?
$ - There was a time when a fool and his money were soon parted, but now it happens to everybody.
$ - A lady walks into the bank and says, "I'd like to open a joint account with anybody who has money in it."
$ - A bill collector came to my house the other day, so I gave him a huge stack of old bills.
$ - The way I see it, when the rich have money, they invest and when the poor have money, they eat.
$ - I know a guy who didn't have a penny to his name, so he went out and changed his name.
$ - The other man's wallet is always greener.
$ - Money isn't everything. Sometimes it's not even 99%.
$ - I couldn't reduce my bills even if I put them on microfilm.
$ - I know a woman that, once she starts a check book can never put I down until she's finished it.
$ - Money isn't everything, but it's way ahead of the competition.
$ - Money isn't everything, but it sure is a lot of things.
$ - Money isn't everything, but you need it to buy the things it isn't.
$ - I told my friend that money can't buy happiness but he didn't care . He said he likes money more than happiness, anyway!
$ - Money can't buy happiness, but it sure goes a long way towards the down payment.
$ - There are three ways to become a billionaire: Earn it, Inherit it, or Sue for it
$ - Money can't buy happiness, but it can take you to a lot more places to look for it.
$ - I keep losing the war on poverty because my money keeps fraternizing with the enemy.
$ - There are more important things in life than money, but they all cost money!
$ - A wise man once said, "You can marry more money in ten minutes than you can earn in a lifetime."
$ - Money isn't everything.... there's credit cards, money orders, and travelers checks.