Retirement Makes Things Appear To Go Faster

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off. ~Abe Lemons

Retirees Driving!!

Fasten the seat belt Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to smart Americans who blow horns to break up traffic jams.  ~Mary Ellen Kelly

It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road. ~Author Unknown