Retirement Questions And Answers... Giggle Time

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off. ~Abe Lemons

And They Ask Why I Like Retirement?

Question:  How many days in a week? 
Answer:  6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday

Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?  
Answer:  Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.

Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?   
Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.  

Question:  What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.

Question:  Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?   
Answer:  The term comes with a 10% percent discount.   

Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
Answer:  Tied shoes.  

Question:  Why do retirees count pennies? 
Answer: They are the only ones who have the time. 

Question:  What is the common term for someone who continues to work and refuses to retire? 
Answer: NUTS!

Question:  Why are retirees so slow to  clean out the basement, attic or garage?
Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.  

Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?
Answer: Normal   

Question:  What is the best way to describe retirement?
Answer:  The never ending Coffee Break.  

Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
Answer :  If you cut classes, no one can call your parents.

 

Question: Why does a retiree often say he  doesn't miss work, but  misses the people he used to work with?
Answer:  He is too polite to tell the whole truth.  

Question: What do you do all week?
Answer:  Monday to Friday; Nothing, Saturday & Sunday I rest. 

Happiness is a voyage, not a destination,