
Stay with this -- the answer is at the end -- it will blow you away.
One evening a grandson was talking to his grandmother about current
events. The grandson asked his grandmother what she thought about the
shootings at schools, the computer age, and just things in general.
The Grandma replied, "Well, let me think a minute, I was born before:
There was no:
Man had not invented:

Your Grandfather and I got married first-and then lived together.
Every family had a father and a mother.
Until I was 25, I called every man older than I, 'Sir'- and after I
turned 25, I still called policemen and every man with a title, "Sir.'
We were before gay-rights, computer- dating, dual careers, daycare
centers, and group therapy.
Our lives were governed by the Ten Commandments, good judgment, and
common sense.
We were taught to know the difference between right and wrong and to
stand up and take responsibility for our actions.
Serving your country was a privilege; living in this country was a
bigger privilege.
We thought fast food was what people ate during Lent.
Having a meaningful relationship meant getting along with your cousins.
Draft dodgers were people who closed their front doors when the evening
breeze started.
Time-sharing meant time the family spent together in the evenings and
weekends-not purchasing condominiums.

We never heard of FM radios, tape decks, CDs, electric typewriters,
yogurt, or guys wearing earrings.
We listened to the Big Bands, Jack Benny, and the President's speeches
on our radios.
And I don't ever remember any kid blowing his brains out listening to
Tommy Dorsey.
If you saw anything with 'Made in Japan ' on it, it was junk.
The term 'making out' referred to how you did on your school exam.
Pizza Hut, McDonald's, and instant coffee were unheard of.
We had 5 &10-cent stores where you could actually buy things for 5 and
10 cents.
Ice-cream cones, phone calls, rides on a streetcar, and a Pepsi were all
a nickel.
And if you didn't want to splurge, you could spend your nickel on enough
stamps to mail 1 letter and 2 postcards.
You could buy a new Chevy Coupe for $600 but who could afford one?
Too bad, because gas was 11 cents a gallon. In my day:

And we were the last generation to actually believe that a lady
needed a husband to have a baby. No wonder people call us "old and
confused" and say there is a generation gap... and how old do you think
I am?
I bet you have this old lady in mind...you are in for a shock!
Read on to see -- pretty scary if you think about it and pretty sad at
the same time.
I am (and proud of it), was born in 1951 !
Never have children, only grandchildren. ~Gore Vidal
I always give my grandkids a couple of quarters when they go home.
It's a bargain. ~Gene Perret
There's no place like home except Grandma's. ~Author Unknown
If God had intended us to follow recipes,
He wouldn't have given us grandmothers.
~Linda Henley
Becoming a grandmother is wonderful. One moment you're just a
mother. The next you are all-wise and prehistoric. ~Pam
Brown
We should all have one person who knows how to bless us despite the
evidence, Grandmother was that person to me. ~Phyllis Theroux
It's one of nature's way that we often feel closer to distant
generations than to the generation immediately preceding us. ~Igor
Stravinsky
Being grandparents sufficiently removes us from the responsibilities so
that we can be friends. ~Allan Frome
Grandchildren don't stay young forever, which is good because Pop-pops
have only so many horsey rides in them. ~Gene Perret
When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window.
~Ogden Nash
Grandma always made you feel she had been waiting to see just you all
day and now the day was complete. ~Marcy DeMaree
A married daughter with children puts you in danger of being catalogued
as a first edition. ~Author Unknown
Grandmas never run out of hugs or cookies. ~Author Unknown
Grandmas hold our tiny hands for just a little while, but our hearts
forever. ~Author Unknown
Grandchildren are the dots that connect the lines from generation to
generation. ~Lois Wyse
Uncles and aunts, and cousins, are all very well, and fathers and
mothers are not to be despised; but a grandmother, at holiday time, is
worth them all. ~Fanny Fern
It is as grandmothers that our mothers come into the fullness of their
grace. ~Christopher Morley
A grandmother is a mother who has a second chance. ~Author Unknown
Being pretty on the inside means you don't hit your brother and you eat
all your peas - that's what my grandma taught me. ~Lord Chesterfield
Our land is everything to us.... I will tell you one of the things we
remember on our land. We remember that our grandfathers paid for it -
with their lives. ~John Wooden
Two things I dislike about my granddaughter - when she won't take her
afternoon nap, and when she won't let me take mine. ~Gene Perret
No cowboy was ever faster on the draw than a grandparent pulling a baby
picture out of a wallet. ~Author Unknown
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather - not screaming and
yelling like the passengers in his car. ~Will Shriner
I like to do nice things for my grandchildren - like buy them those toys
I've always wanted to play with. ~Gene Perret
A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. ~Erma
Bombeck
My grandchild has taught me what true love means. It means watching
Scooby-Doo cartoons while the basketball game is on another channel.
~Gene Perret