Consider These And Make A Choice

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts!

Duh!

Any questions?
Any questions?

Fat Asses Beware!

A special for fat asses!
It would be funny if it were not so true!

Worried? You Should Be!

Worried?
It would be funny if it were not so true!

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Hit the nail right on the head

There Is Water On Mars... Really!

Water on Mars?
And the rocket scientists had to spend $300M to determine what we already knew?