Let's Go Build Something

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This Is Needed In My Garage

New Nail Gun, made by Dewalt. It can drive a 16-D nail through a 2 X 4 at 200 yards. This makes construction a breeze, you can sit in your lawn chairand build a fence. Just get your significant other to hold the fence boardsin place while you sit back, relax with a cold drink and when they have theboard in the right place, just fire away. With the hundred round magazine,you can build the fence with a minimum of reloading. After a day of fencebuilding with the new Dewalt Rapid fire nail gun, the significant other willnot ask you to build or fix anything else again.

Nail gun
A handy tool to have around