Thoughts And Ponderisms; Unanswered
“A man is what he thinks about all day long.”
- Why does your gynecologist leave the room
when you get undressed?
- If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down
to the core of the earth?
- Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
- Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your arse?
- Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do
is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob and I am an alcoholic'?
- If you mated a bulldog and a shiatsu, would it be called a
- Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
- Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
- Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for
centuries' have a 'use by' date?
- Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp no one would eat?
- Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
- Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'?
- What do people in China call their good plates?
- If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a
coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
- Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but
don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
- Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!
- What do you call male ballerinas?
- Can blind people see in their dreams? Do they dream??
- If Wile E.Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why
couldn't he just buy dinner?
- Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?
- If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
- If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
- If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear
him, is he still wrong?
- Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a
billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell
you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make
- Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
- Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the
hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass?
- Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets
mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head
out the window?