Old Age

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts!

Funny Pictures And Old Age

What Healthy Eating Does To You! "And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.' - Abraham Lincoln

"We do not grow absolutely, chronologically. We grow sometimes in one dimension, and not in another; unevenly. We grow partially. We are relative. We are mature in one realm, childish in another. The past, present, and future mingle and pull us backward, forward, or fix us in the present. We are made up of layers, cells, constellations." - Nin

"There's no pleasure on earth that's worth sacrificing for the sake of an extra five years in the geriatric ward of the Sunset Old People's Home, Weston-Super-Mare.' - Rumpole