This is a hoot ... Sad, because it is TRUE ..... But a hoot!!!! By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS'...
In order to continue communicating with people who live in the U.S. and English is NOT their first language, we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS'.
With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in. Now, here goes...
The following is a telephone exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and call room-service somewhere in the good old U S A today......
Room Service : 'Morrin. Roon sirbees.'
Guest : 'Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service.'
Room Service: ' Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???'
Guest: 'Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs.'
Room Service: 'Ow July den?'
Room Service: 'Ow July den?!?... Pryed, boyud, poochd?'
Guest: 'Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please.'
Room Service: 'Ow July dee baykem? Crease?'
Guest: 'Crisp will be fine.'
Room Service: 'Hokay. An Sahn toes?'
Room Service: 'An toes. July Sahn toes?'
Guest: I...ah...... Don't think so.'
RoomService: 'No? Judo wan sahn toes???'
Guest: 'I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means.'
RoomService: 'Toes! Toes!..Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?'
Guest: 'Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine.'
RoomService: 'We bodder?'
Guest: 'No, just put the bodder on the side.'
Guest: 'I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side.'
Guest: 'Excuse me?'
Guest: 'Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything.'
RoomService: 'One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy ... Rye ??'
Guest: 'Whatever you say.'
Guest: 'You're welcome'
Remember I said 'By the time you read through this YOU WI LL UNDERSTAND 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS' '....and you do, don't you!