Thoughts And Ponderisms; Profiling Is Just Fine

“A man is what he thinks about all day long.”

Profiling Is Good!

Do you find it strange that our Liberal lawyers insist that profiling to protect us by identifying Muslim males between the ages of 17 and 40 is wrong! The following Multiple Choice test is based on events from recent history.


1. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by:

a. Olga Corbitt
b. Sitting Bull
c. Arnold Schwartzeneger
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

2. In 1979, the US Embassy in Iran was taken over by:

a. Lost Norwegians
b. Elvis
c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.
 

3. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:

a. John Dillinger
b. The King of Sweden
c. The Boy Scouts
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
 

4. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:

a. A pizza delivery boy
b. Pee Wee Herman
c. Geraldo Rivera
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
 

5. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by:

a. The Smurfs
b. Davy Jones
c. The Little Mermaid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
 

6. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a US Navy diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:

a. Captain Kid
b. Charles Lindbergh
c. Mother Teresa
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
 

7. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:

a. Scooby Doo
b. The Tooth Fairy
c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
 

8. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:

a. Richard Simmons
b. Grandma Moses
c. Michael Jordan
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
 

9. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:

a. Mr. Rogers
b. Hillary, to distract attention from Wild Bill's women problems
c. The World Wrestling Federation
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
 

10. In October, 2000, the USS Cole was bombed. US Sailors were injured or killed by:

a. The US Congress
b. The US Senate
c. A Liberal lawyer
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
 

11. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked. Two were used as missiles to bomb the World Trade Center and of the remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted by the passengers and crashed. Thousands of people were killed by:

a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
b. The Supreme Court of Florida
c. Mr. Bean
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
 

12. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:

a. Enron
b. The Lutheran Church
c. The NFL
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
 

13. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:

a. Captain Kangeroo
b. Madonna
c. Billy Graham
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
 

14. Recently the DC, Virginia, Maryland area was terrorized by snipers and several people were murdered by:
a. A little child
b. Someone in a wheel chair
c. A US Senator
d. Muslim male extremists between the ages of 17 and 40
 

Do you see a pattern that would justify profiling to protect us by identifying Muslim males between the ages of 17 and 40? Our Liberal lawyers do not see the pattern. For reasons known only to them, our Liberal lawyers are protecting the Muslims. As a consequence of Liberal lawyer legal maneuvers, airport security screeners are not allowed to protect us by profiling to identify Muslims.

Airport security screeners must conduct totally random searches and the searches include the removal of shoes (and sometimes clothes). So far, the people who have been randomly selected and searched have included 80-year-old women, little children, people in wheel chairs, airline pilots (regardless of their proper identification), Secret Service agents (including members of the President's security detail), an 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips and a Medal of Honor former Governor. Only by chance will an airport security screener randomly search a Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40!