Thoughts And Ponderisms; Rules Of Life

“A man is what he thinks about all day long.”

Real Rules Of Life

Rules Of LifeNever give yourself a haircut after three margaritas.

You need only two tools. WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape.

The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship "I apologize" and "You are right. "

Everyone seems normal until you get to know them

When you make a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm.

The only really good advice that your mother ever gave you was, "Go! You might meet somebody! "

If he/she says that you are too good for him/her--believe them.

Learn to pick your battles; ask yourself, 'Will this matter one year from now? How about one month? One week? One day? '

Never pass up an opportunity to pee.

If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance!

Living well really is the best revenge. Being miserable because of a bad or former relationship just might mean that the other person was right about you.

Work is good, but it's not that important.

And finally. . . Be really nice to your friends. You never know when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan.