Same-Sex Marriage My Ass!
Call it whatever you want... I don't give a damn... But whatever it is, it IS NOT MARRIAGE!
1. the social institution under which a man and woman establish their
decision to live as husband and wife by legal commitments, religious
ceremonies, etc.
2. the state, condition, or relationship of being married;
wedlock: a happy marriage.
3. the legal or religious ceremony that formalizes the decision
of a man and woman to live as husband and wife, including the
accompanying social festivities: to officiate at a marriage.
4. any close or intimate association or union: the marriage of words and
music in a hit song.
5. a formal agreement between two companies or enterprises to combine
operations, resources, etc., for mutual benefit; merger.
6. a blending or matching of different elements or components: The new
lipstick is a beautiful marriage of fragrance and texture.
7. Cards. a meld of the king and queen of a suit, as in pinochle.
Compare royal marriage.
8. a piece of antique furniture assembled from components of two or more
authentic pieces.
9. Obsolete. the formal declaration or contract by which act a man and a
woman join in wedlock.