Computers Are Funny THings

A Collection Of Odds & Ends

A Country Computer Dictionary

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Backup - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods

Bit- A wager as in, "I bit you can't spit that watermelon seed across the porch longways."

Byte -Whut them dang flys do

Bug - The reason you give for calling in sick

Cache - Needed when you run out of food stamps

Chip - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in

Crash - When you go to Junior's party uninvited

Diskette - Female disco dancer

Hacker - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking


Hard drive - Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer

Internet - Where cafeteria workers put thier hair

Keyboard - Place to hang your truck keys

Mac - Big Bubba's favorite fast food

Mouse Pad - Where Mickey and Minnie live

Online - Where you hang your clothes to dry

Superconductor - Amtrak's Employee of the year

Terminal - Time to call the undertaker

Windows - Place in the truck to hang your guns

Floppy - When you run out of Polygrip

Modem - How you got rid of your dandelions


Reboot - What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff

Network - How to get yer bait for fishin

LAN - To borrow as in, "Hey Bart! LAN me yore truck."

Digital control - What yore fingers do on the TV remote

Packet - What you do to a suitcase before a trip

Log on - Making the wood stove hotter

Log off - Don't add no more wood

Download - Gettin' the farwood offn the pickup


Megahertz - When yer not keerful gettin' that farwood downloaded

Floppydisk - Whatcha git from tryin' to carry to much farwood

Prompt - Whut th mail ain't in the winter taim


Screen - Whut to shut when it's black fly season

Microchip - Whut's left in the munchie bag

Laptop - Whur the kitty sleeps

Enter - Northern 'fer c'mon in y'all

Software - Them dang plastik forks and knives

Mainframe - Holds up the barn ruf

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