Day 8 – Sailing The Seas!

Sailing sailing!  Full speed ahead!

We had to speed up a bit as we have 1050 miles to cover.  We tried to go onto the veranda, but the wind was so strong that when we reached out to point at a bird, the wind whistled through our armpits, scaring the birds away.

We had breakfast in the Chops Grille, and I ordered some Danish!   When it was served, it really bugged me!

I felt like I was being watched!

We were sailing close to some islands, and Mary loved watching the birds.

Mary spots a bird.

Ag 11:00 am there was a tribute to the Veterans.

An event for the veterans.

There was not a dry eye in the place!

Long may she wave!

We love seeing our flag.

Captain Mary, reporting for duty!

Mary joined some of her fellow veterans.

“Yes, Ma’am”

We spent the rest of the day relaxing and then got ready for the show and dinner.

The sunset was mesmerizing this evening!

The Sun set into the clouds, just barely peeking out.

The ship came!

It looked like a ship on fire.

The finale!

The Sun is down, time to play!

We attended the Farewell Show first and then went to dinner.

The Farewell Show begins.

We were ready to eat after this performance!

Greaat entertainment.

The Chops Grille is the best on board; it’s first call all the way, albeit a tad on the slow side.

We went to the steakhouse again, for the fourth time!!

We had a few drinks and then had to head to the room to finish packing!  All of our bags had to be in the hallway by 10:00 pm.

Mary felt a little under the weather, so we went to the ship’s doctor and got the news!!

We crashed, and the kids went out and about.  We have to be up and at ‘oh dark thirty’ in the morning.

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Day 7 – Bridgetown, Barbados

Bridgetown, Barbados, was named for bridges that crossed the Careenage.  It was Barbados’ capital and a UNESCO World Heritage site, featuring the world’s third-oldest parliament, founded in 1639.  Known for its historic architecture, vibrant markets, and role in the sugar industry and transatlantic slave trade, Bridgetown also boasts the Nidhe Israel Synagogue.  The island is a significant location for rum production.

Our stateroom provided a magnificent view of the city.

There was a lot of construction underway, as Barbatos is now a major tourist attraction. The population is approximately 242,000 people, and the major economic sectors are tourism and offshore finance.

There were boats everywhere.

We arranged for a taxi (van) to drive us around the island for the entire day.  We first stopped at a wild animal reserve.  Jon and Sarah has been here many times so they knew their way around.

The Barbados Wildlife Reserve is a sanctuary and research center located on the island of Barbados, renowned for its free-roaming green monkeys, tortoises, and deer within a mahogany forest.  Visitors can enjoy a self-guided walk through the trails, observe animals such as agoutis and peacocks, and witness the monkeys’ afternoon feeding times.  The reserve was established in 1985, and its infrastructure was built using local coral stone from old sugar factories.

There were a lot of “Red-Toed Turtles” who were NOT afraid of us humans.  They took the same pathways as us and just looked up with amazement.

We heard two turtles talking: The first turtle said he was crossing the road when two snails mugged him.  When the police show up, they ask him what happened.  The shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know.  It all happened so fast.”

There were a total of seventeen, just this group!

Time for a drink!!  They seemed to like the local water!

I was going to join them until I found out it was water!

This building was used for sugar cane processing 100 years ago.  Now it is used for telling the story behind this remarkable wildlife preserve.

Jon photobombed the image!

Do you see the Iguana?

Iguanas are surprisingly resilient, able to survive falls from great heights by using their tails to propel themselves away from danger.  They also possess a unique “third eye” on their heads, which helps them detect light and predators.  These herbivores also communicate with each other through head bobs and can detach their tails to escape threats, which then regrow

He was in search of lunch; we were too big for him to bite us!

This Iguana is acting weird!  I think I have a reptile dysfunction.

The aviary featured a dozen different types of birds on display for visitors.  This little parakeet interestingly entered his nest!

Knock Knock, anybody home!!

Why is it called a parakeet if there’s only one of them?

The cage was empty!

After a few minutes, we found them.  They had flown the coop!

Get a room!!

Before leaving, we stopped for a drink at thePiña.  I enjoyed a Coke and a Piña Colada.

BTW, the Piña Colada, meaning “strained pineapple” in Spanish, is Puerto Rico’s national drink, officially declared in 1978, and is believed to have been created in 1954 by bartender Ramón “Monchito” Marrero at the Caribe Hilton.  The iconic tropical cocktail features rum, coconut cream, and pineapple juice, and iPiñalebrated on International Piña Colada Day on July 10.

Jon takes a small rest!

Back in the Taxi, we headed for a run distinnary/plantation.

St. Nicholas Abbey in Barbados is renowned for being one of only three remaining Jacobean mansions in the Western Hemisphere, dating back to 1658, and for its active role as a rum distillery that produces premium Barbados rum.  The estate features a steam railway, a working rum distillery, and offers tours of the historic great house, which showcases its Jacobean architecture and a collection of antiques.

The steam locomotive that used to haul the sugar cane is still in operation and runs around the property regularly.

Toot toot!

After walking through the great house, we went to the tasting area.   We met the owner’s son, Simon, who was visiting with the visitors.   He had been in a serious car crash right after 9/11 and was still recovering his speech capabilities.  He was funny and very delightful.  Mary and I gave “the boys” each a bottle of their 27-year-old rum.

Slurp, burp, and a story behind each tasting.

Mark and Colleen gave us a bottle of their new product.  We now have some gin!

The room smelled like rum; we could have gotten a buzz on just sitting there.

Next, we shizzed down to the bay where Sarah and Jon got married eight years ago.   However, the driver insisted that we go to the Cherry Three Hill Reserve, where they are replanting a mahogany forest.

Cherry Tree Hill Reserve in Barbados is renowned for its stunning panoramic views of the Scotland District and the Atlantic coast, having historically served as a British military signal station.  The area, located around 850 feet above sea level, was once covered in cherry trees but now features mahogany trees.

The second-highest point on Barbatos.

The view was quite impressive, and the sea breeze was powerful enough to cool us down even though it was 87 degrees outside!

Barbados is the easternmost island in the Lesser Antilles.  It is 21 miles (34 kilometers) long and up to 23 kilometers (14 miles) wide, covering an area of 439 square kilometers (169 square miles).

The English got here first, so they drive on the wrong side of the streets to this day!

Now we get serious about going to where Jon and Sarah were married.  It was 3:00 pm, and the kids were getting out of school, so traffic was heavy.

What a magnificent group!!

We made it, and as the rain was threatening, we did NOT walk all the way down.  Jon and Sarah were married by the palm tree in the background.

The kids went shopping when we returned to the ship.  Mary and I went to the VIP Lounge and enjoyed an adult beverage.  We had the concierge make dinner reservations for us at 6:45 pm in the main dining room.

As we prepared to leave, we witnessed a fantastic sunset.

It almost looked like the ship was on fire!

Tonight was another “dres your best” night, but I did not wear my tux; I opted for dress pants and a bright purple shirt.

The menu was special this evening, so we started with escargot (snails).  I sent my plate (after I devoured the snails) to Sarah, who loves garlic.  We were not bothered by witches or demons the rest of the evening.   I did notice that the freshest flowers around the ship wilted as Sarah walked by!

This is what happens when a snail mugs a turtle.

We had another wonderful evening with the kids.

They were allowed out of their room IF they promised to behave!

Who else had a wonderful time?  Duh!  Mary and I kept the table in stitches with our “humor”.

I love that girl!

Then came the Baked Alaska.

Baked Alaska trivia includes its likely creation to celebrate the U.S. purchase of Alaska from Russia in 1867, the name being coined by Charles Ranhofer of Delmonico’s, and its origins in the French “Omelette Norvégienne”.  The dessert’s paradoxical hot-and-cold nature comes from ice cream insulated by meringue, which is then browned, with the name a metaphor for the chilly Alaskan climate.

The waitstaff marched, and we applauded!

Everyone was tired, so we decided to go to the western-themed show.

We were photo bombed!  Great fun!

We were told the show would be full of dancing and singing!

The lights were lowered; it was showtime!

Dang, they had the audience in the palm of their hands.  We were tired just watching all that energy!

We departed the theater exhausted!

After dinner, we just had enough energy remaining to go to the Schooner Bar and say hello to Al, a new cruising friend.  We went VFR to our cabin and fell asleep before our heads hit the pillows.

Tomorrow is a day at sea heading back to San Juan!

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Day 6 – St. John’s, Antigua

We arrived at 6:30 am and spent the day touring the island with our own private tour bus courtesy of the kids.

Antigua is an island roughly 14 miles long and 11 miles wide, covering an area of approximately 108 square miles (281 square kilometers).

St. John’s is the capital of Antigua and Barbuda, a vibrant port renowned for its historical significance, including a rich pirate past, a large public market, and nearby historic forts such as Fort Barrington.  The city has experienced multiple damaging events, including earthquakes, a fire, and a hurricane.  Still, the city has been rebuilt to become a popular tourist destination filled with colorful buildings and lively festivals, such as the island’s annual Carnival.

We finally arose at 7:00 am, struggling to open the door and heat the room.  The thermostat was stuck at -30 degrees F!  Another beautiful day in paradise.

The dock was almost a mile inland!

We found a bus and the kids hired it for the day.  Our driver, born and raised on the island, knew everyone.

St. Barnabas Anglican Church in Liberta, Antigua, is a historic landmark known for its striking exterior made of local green-hued stone.  Originally built as a chapel school between the 1820s and 1840s, it became the parish church after an earthquake in 1843 destroyed the nearby church in Falmouth.  The church features colonial-era gravestones in its overgrown churchyard and was extended in 1989 to accommodate its growing congregation while maintaining its original architecture.

Key Trivia Points

Unique Green Stone: The church’s most distinctive feature is its construction from local “Antigua green stone,” quarried nearby, which gives it a unique color and appearance.

Original Purpose: It was initially built as a chapel school.
Post-Earthquake Conversion: Following the 1843 earthquake that devastated the nearby mother church in Falmouth, St. Barnabas was converted into the parish church.

Historical Significance: The churchyard contains colonial-era gravestones, including one for Charles Pitt, the brother of Prime Minister William Pitt.

Modern Expansion: In 1989, an extension was added to the church, carefully designed to match the existing Italianate architectural style.

Sister Church: It serves as a sister church to St. Paul’s Anglican Church in Falmouth.

The original stonework was impressive.

The church was expanded thirty years ago, and they used more green rocks for the foundation.

We went on a walking tour at Nelson’s Dockyard.  After the English colonized Antigua in 1632, the Royal Navy began using English Harbour as a safe haven.  The harbour’s position on the south side of Antigua island facilitated the monitoring of neighbouring islands, and the harbour was naturally well-suited to protect ships and cargo from hurricanes.  Fortification of the harbor began in the 18th century.

The building was unique and designed to repair the masts of ships that required assistance.

Nelson’s Dockyard trivia includes facts about Admiral Horatio Nelson’s time there (1784-1787), his unpopularity due to enforcing trade laws, a famous quote calling English Harbour an “infernal hellhole,” and the daily saltwater ablutions Nelson allegedly underwent.  The dockyard was built in the 1740s and was a vital British naval base, making it the world’s only continuously operating Georgian-era dockyard, now a UNESCO World Heritage site.

The museum was quite interesting, and we found ourselves wondering what life was like 400 years ago!

Much of the facility was undergoing restoration, but we found a bar (Duh!)

Since Mary is no longer allowed to carry a black marker (remember the happy face), we did NOT sign the ceiling, but it was interesting to read previous entries.

We were the only people outside, but in the shaded area of the bar.

We walked back to the via via the path that took us next to the moorings.

There was only one boat on our side of the bay!

The people who owned the boat were smart; they had solar cells to charge the batteries.

There were a lot of fish next to the dock.

We were hungry, so our driver took us to a beachside restaurant where we had a great meal.  I had a lobster sub sandwich and some local rum drinks!

The beach was immaculate!

We invite our driver to join us, but he was not allowed by law to imbibe, so, being the great guy I am, I drank for him, hic!!

We all had a wonderful time swapping stories about those things that never really happened.

The ship was adjacent to the shopping center as expected.

Earlier in the day, we stopped, and I got some sunglasses as mine were misplaced.

The air conditioning felt good, so we went to the Schooner Bar and ran into a friend we had met a few days ago.  The three of us sat there for an hour, soaking in the cool air.

We took a brief nap and then heard the ship’s horn blast out its departing sound.

Off we go, heading to Barbatos.

Tonight was “White Night”.   I thought it was “White Knight”.  I was brave and wore all white save for the suspenders.

It’s White Night, so Mary found a dress on shore for this evening.

Tonight is Italian at Giovioni’s.  The meals were outstanding, and the champagne and wine flowed freely.

We arrived at the Italian restaurant early and got to choose where we wanted to sit.

The ladies were ready to eat, but decisions had to be made first!

Looking good!

Traveling with Mark and Jon is a hoot; I never had to carry a bag, and they were always by my side as I traversed the stairs or got in and out of the vehicles.

I got a big kick out of telling new friends that Mary and I were traveling with our grandson.   We pointed out our grandson, and they laughed; they were thinking an eight-year-old!

Yes, that’s me on the end… the little guy!

Decision time.  What shall we try??

This was quite an ordeal!

I went all out and ordered three flavors of Italian ice cream!  My bathroom scale may never talk to me again!

Dessert was served.

We headed to the Schooner Bar so we could dance.

Did we dance?  Duh!!

After a couple of hours of sampling different drinks, we headed to the VIP lounge, and there was Barbara.

We met up with Barbara, our next-door neighbor, and had drinks with her, her husband, Jon, and Sarah.

Finally, around 11:00 pm, we opted to hit the sack.  We were tired, and I found out why!

Tomorrow, Brbatos, where the kids got married!

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Day 5 – Philipsburg, St. Maarten

We just arrived at St. Marteen.

Philipsburg, St. Maarten, is known for being the capital of the Dutch side of the dual-nation island, a major cruise port, and a duty-free shopping hub on Front Street.  The capital’s layout features a more tourist-focused Front Street and a local Back Street, divided by the Broadwalk along Great Bay.  The town was founded in 1763 by John Philips to centralize trade and still features the 1793 courthouse, a prominent landmark that also appears on the country’s flag.

The folks on the bridge were busy as they planned to back into the docks ahead; it made for a quick escape later in the day.

We arrived right on time.

The weather was perfect, not a wave on the water!  We love our portable hotel!  We did not see any sea turtles this morning, but we did watch a Celebrity Ship pull in next to us.

Another beautiful island!

We had a long walk from our ship to the bus, and the wind kept things cool.  Since I was using a cane, the tour leader put us up front so we wouldn’t be left behind.

We walked to the awaiting bus.

The welcome site was just outside the terminal area, adjacent to all the shopping areas.  We landed on the Dutch side, so there were numerous diamond stores.

St. Maarten’s diamond store culture thrives due to its duty-free status, which makes luxury jewelry and watches significantly cheaper than in the US.  Many businesses are family-owned and have a long-standing presence, such as Joe’s Jewelry (established 1980) and Caribbean Gems (established 1983), fostering a reputation for trust and high-quality service alongside competitive pricing and unique, custom

WELCOME!

The bus ride took 12 minutes to cross the Dutch-French border.  As you can see, we did NOT walk!

We crossed the border into France with ease.  The islanders have made the separation pain-free.

Passing the Dutch/French border.

Now we went off-roading and got bounced around pretty well!  Orient Beach has a nude beach area.  Orient Bay is St. Martin’s famous “St. Tropez of the Caribbean” beach, known for its upscale restaurants, vibrant atmosphere, and a clothing-optional section.

We took a dirt road to the beach.

The beach was beautiful!  There were some rain squalls in the distance, but they did NOT come our direction.  We spend about three hours at the beach before heading to the nearby restaurant.

We have arrived!

Everyone went to the water, and they swam out to the float.

Everyone went into the water except me; I watched our belongings

While everybody was in the water, I strolled down a bit to the clothes-optional area and attempted to join in the fun.  I was incensed, despite their seeming friendliness.  They kept pointing at me and saying, “Hi, Shorty!”

I gathered my thong and headed back to our chairs, and watched everyone in the water.

The restaurant was right on the beach.  We got out of the water a little early and went for a drink before lunch!

Time for lunch!

They had some interesting drinks, and we tried some of them.  Mark was partial to the lemonade drink!  I vaguely remember drinking a “Pain Killer”.  Mary behaved and had a Chardonnay.

Slurp, burp, giggle!

We laughed and giggled for another two hours, telling stories about those things that never happened.

The Thinker.

We gave Colleen a bad time about last night, but as usual, she took the teasing well.  I am so proud of her.  Even her brother, Jon, was proud!  (Inside joke but funny!!)

She survived.

The restaurant had a photo shoot spot, and we took advantage of it!

Well, hello there litte lady!

I took a look at the ropes, remembered my pre-cruise weight, and decided not to tempt fate.

“No matter what they say, I am innocent!”

Lunch arrived right on time.  Mary went for the Mahi-Mahi, and I did the chicken and ribs!  The food was quite good!

Island special, chicken and ribs!

We took the bus back to the dock.  Mary and I went ahead while the kids shopped, looking for that once-in-a-lifetime buy!

Back to the ship from whence we came!

The wind was still blowing, so it was a pleasant walk.  We found ourselves zooming to the 9th floor and into the adult-only pool area, where we imbibed in a “pre-name adult beverage”.

Only a few more steps!

We took a nap after a long, hot day!  Jon made a reservation for 6:00 pm at Izumi, a Japanese specialty restaurant.  We had a fantastic meal complete with a lot of sake!

Izumi is Royal Caribbean’s premier Japanese specialty restaurant, known for its sushi, izakaya-style dishes, and teppanyaki.  It debuted in 2009 on Freedom of the Seas and has since expanded across the fleet, becoming a very popular dining choice. The restaurant offers a variety of options, including à la carte sushi, a fixed-price menu with multiple courses, and teppanyaki tableside cooking.


We were on the 11th floor aft!

We wore out matching Hawaiian-themed outfits this evening.   BTW, we still have people stopping us and remarking about our formal attire two nights ago!  We are getting a serious rep!

Yes, we had fun!!!

Sarah acquired a new dress on our adventure, and it was beautiful!

We had a lot of excellent Japanese dishes!

After dinner, we went to the Schooner for a quick drink before meeting with the kids on the pool deck.  We all smoked a small cigar and watched “How To Train Your Dragon”.  All of us were dragging, so by 10:00 pm, we had all retired to our rooms.  Good night, all!

 

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Day 4 – St. Croix, US Virgin Islands

We met a new friend!!

St. Croix trivia includes its status as the location of the easternmost point in the United States, Point Udall, its status as the only U.S. territory where people drive on the left, and the location of the deepest point in the Atlantic Ocean, the Puerto Rico Trench, just off its coast.  The island, with a rich history under multiple colonial powers, including Denmark and Spain, is also renowned for its stunning bioluminescent bay and its legacy of rum production, exemplified by Cruzan Rum.

The inlet was magnificent with rolling hills of greenery!

The bay was quiet except for the turtles sloshing around.

At 7:30 am, we headed to the VIP Lounge and had a good BM and some rolls.  BTW, “BM” means Bloody Mary!  We talked to the Lounge manager for quite a while and got the rundown on this to see.

We had breakfast in the VIP Lounge!

Mary received several comments on her purse, which Robin had given her on our last voyage together.

Mary loves the purse that Robin gave her!

We went to the Cruzan Rum factory, where we received many “tastes” of various flavors after the tour.

Rum is the oldest liquor in the world, first produced for enjoyment in the West Indies in 1650, the year before Paul was born!

Cruzan has a large facility just a few miles from the terminal.

The distillery has a long history of rum production, with roots dating back to 1760, and is recognized for its dedication to capturing the essence of St. Croix in its rum-making process.

Cruzan Rum, founded in 1760 on St. Croix, is the world’s first single-barrel rum maker and has been managed by the Nelthropp family for eight generations.  Owned by Suntory Global Spirits since 2014, the distillery utilizes a five-column still and ages rum in used bourbon barrels, producing a range of classic and flavored rums renowned for their distinctive Caribbean character and commitment to sustainability.

BTW, if I ever go missing, please put my photo on a Rum bottle, not a milk carton.

At the Rum Distillery

Cruzan is owned by Suntory Global Spirits, a subsidiary of Suntory Holdings, based in Osaka, Japan.

We walked for about 45 minutes and saw the various vats used to make this delightful drink.  Below is one of their many 30,000-gallon containers where the yeast goes to work to make a run.

Rum is made by harvesting sugarcane, from which molasses or fresh cane juice is extracted.  This raw material is then fermented with yeast to produce alcohol, and the fermented liquid is distilled to increase its alcohol content and separate impurities.  Finally, the resulting spirit is aged in barrels, optionally filtered, blended for consistency, and bottled.

I wanted to swim, but alas, I was higher in alcohol content than the vat!

Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.  Frank Sinatra

After the tour, we stopped for a “tasting”.  We got into trouble with the girls, for what, we do NOT know!

Oh oh!  What did the boys do???

How much rum does it take to make a pirate drunk?  A Galleon.

Hireturnedn!

Mark was proud of the number on the bottle… it was 007!

Gotcha!

We returned to the ship, and the kids went looking for Caribbean Back.  We went to the trough and enjoyed a leisurely meal of Caribbean delights.

Back to the boat!

Back to the ship we went, while the kids went in search of some “island food.”  We went to the trough and I plunged into several Indian dishes and Caribbean delicacies.

Around 4:00 pm, we took a nap to get ready for tonight, which is Chef’s Table night.  On Royal Caribbean, the Chef’s Table is an exclusive, intimate, and upscale dining experience hosted by the ship’s Chef de Cuisine for a small group of up to 8 to 12 guests.  The experience features a multi-course gourmet meal with carefully paired wines, where the chef personally explains each dish and answers questions.  It’s a unique opportunity to get a behind-the-scenes look at the kitchen’s artistry in an elegant, private setting, with a dedicated sommelier guiding the wine pairings throughout the evening.

As we moved out of port, the Sun and clouds put on a fantastic display!

The Sun was playing hide and seek!

We searched for the R-Bar, our meeting place before the Chef’s Table.

Oh my, elevators from floor one to floor eleven.

The  Chef’s Dining Room was quiet, with no noise and pleasant background music.

The sound of silence was excellent!!

The menu was a six-course dinner.   The first course was a tomato soup; the best we have ever had.  The chef came out between courses to explain what he had done to make it special.  He was Indian, and we only got about 50% of what he said.

Simply amazing!!!

Now we know where the excess silverware is stashed!

Someone was quite clever!

Colleen proceeded to get a bit toasted as she tried all five glasses of wine.  She was pretty funny.  Her brother, Jon, had never seen her this way; neither have we.

She proceeded to tell us a load of sea stories!

The last thing she remembered eating was the caramel popcorn, which came with the steak!

“Hey, pops!”

Oh No!  Course #6 was dessert.  The chef worked some magic.

The dessert was also excellent.  The chef put chocolate cake inside a dome of chocolate, and when we poured the hot topping on, the outer shell melted, revealing the chocolate cake inside.

Three generations; we only get better with time!

Oh my!!

The maitre’d took several group photos and had a few giggles along the way!

What a happy family

After dinner, Mark carried Colleen home!  Mary and I went to our room to put away the uneaten steak.  Jon and Sarah went to purchase tickets for tomorrow’s beach excursion.

The four of us met in the Schooner Lounge and downed wine until close to midnight.  I was exhausted, and I found out why using the trusty iPhone step counter!

Now, you know why we were tired!

We had a great day!

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Day 3 – Charlotte Amalie

The morning greeted us at 6:30 am!

Charlotte Amalie is a city and cruise ship port on the Caribbean island of St. Thomas.  It is the capital of the US.  Virgin Islands.  Its Danish colonial architecture includes Blackbeard’s Castle, a 1600s watchtower.  The 99 Steps ascend to the tower, which has panoramic views.  The 17th-century Fort Christian is now a museum with art and artifacts.  East of town, the Skyride aerial tram climbs to Paradise Point.

We arrived right on time thanks to Mary’s naughty knowledge (oops, I mean nautical knowledge).   The captain wanted to come to the cabin and check her ship’s driver’s license, but we told him to go ahead and park the boat.

Mary helps the captain steer the boat to the dock.

It was a little nerve-racking, so we decided to enjoy breakfast on the veranda.  Mary ordered the meal last night, so I was surprised we didn’t get raw goat and buttermilk!  Dancing requires a lot of fluid (we call it dancing juice).

That was tough, so we decided to have breakfast in our room!

I was allowed to dine with Her Highness this morning and did not have to wear my butler’s uniform.

Good groceries!

The “kids” headed into town, and we stayed on the ship.  It rained, but since the temperature was in the high 80s, they did not get soaked.

Time to be pretty!  Mary selected a “seaweed delight” from their extensive menu of things to do to your body.   Mary ordered some special treatment to make me look better.  I think if she had three glasses of wine, her plan would have worked just as well.   Before we got wrapped up, they smeared green seaweed all over us; I looked like a giant watermelon!

We smelled like an open can of tuna left on the counter for three days in the heat.  Pheeeew!

They rubbed us with seaweed and wrapped us up like two burritos!

After 75 minutes of hand-to-hand fighting with two small Filipino operators, we escaped with our lives, smelling like seaweed and attracting a lot of fish as we walked along the railings.  Oh, I forgot, we took a shower TOGETHER to get the green goo off.  Together, we worked hard to get the magic exilir off places that at our age, we can’t reach alone!

We made it to the hideaway on the 11th floor and had a drink.  Mary did her needlepoint, and I read the last six chapters of my adventure book.  I looked over my shoulder and saw three cats following us.  The tuna smell had not gone away yet!

After the massage, we headed to the sky lounge for some quiet time.

We were a bit hungry and dinner was four hours away, so we went to the trough, where Mary found a salad, and I devoured a great hamburger.  Colleen and Mark joined us for a light snack before we went to our rooms to get ready for dinner.  The photographers begin snapping shots at 5:30 pm.

Tonight is “Dress You Best” night, so tuxes and gowns are the dress of the night.  We pulled out of port exactly at 5:30 pm, heading to St. Croix, USS Virgin Islands.  I had a problem getting dressed; I could NOT find my suspenders.  I had forgotten that I had them on my bright pink thong from yesterday’s stroll around the deck!

We departed for a drink, some photos, and a walk around the ship around 6:15 pm.   I must admit, we overachieved.   We had dinner at the steakhouse at 7:00 pm and want to see the show at 10:00 pm.

We returned to the steakhouse for a wonderful dinner.  The kids were all dressed up (as dressed up as kids get).

I was in the steakhouse when the waiter brought me my steak, holding it over the plate with his thumb.  I said, “Are you crazy? What’s with your thumb on my steak?”  “Sorry,” answered the waiter, “but I don’t want it to fall on the floor again.”

Surf n’ Turf, here we come!

The waiter asked Mark how he liked his steak. He said rare.  The waiter replied, “You’re in luck, today’s special is panda”.

Chops for dinner.

After dinner, we went to the show!

Off to the show.

The music and vocals were outstanding.  The “Andrews Sisters” did their act.  It was a show-stopper!

 

The Andrews Sisters never looked like this!

After the show, we found the Schooner Bar and met up with Job and Sarah, who had saved us a front row seat.   We did our best to reduce the alcoholic content of the bar; I even had a peanut butter delight.

Mary accounted for six men stumbling over themselves as they passed by us… I heard two of them whisper “whiplast” as their heads turned violently.

Oh La La!  A few drinks and a few dances, and we are off to bed!!

I was on my bestest behavior for twenty-two minutes!

We had to sit up to drink!

Then it happened, I could not resist my inner evils!

She can dress me up, but should NOT take me anywhere!

We hit the sack around midnight.  I offered our life jackets to the neighbors because, as I recall, alcohol floats, and if so, I would be bobbing at the top of the water for hours!

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Day 2 – Boarding Our Ship!

At 6:00 am, it was already 85 degrees and climbing!

What an amazing view

One look at Mary and I knew she needed a Starbucks fix.  I took the elevator down to search for her coffee.  I was looking at the directory, and when I turned around, Starbucks was waiting for me.

I was sent on a quest!

Back upstairs, we captured a glimpse of our ride—the Rhapsody Of The Seas.

Our ride awaits

The kids ordered a limo for the ride to the ship.  How six of us and all that baggage fit into the VW, I will never know!

Mary found another pineapple.

We await the limo

Hey Vicky, the earrings were perfect for this adventure!

Vicky gave the earrings to Mary.

The limo made it to the ship with all four tires flat.  When we all got out, we could hear the car breathe a sigh of relief.

We are officially in line!

Jon and Mark ensured that we didn’t have to drag our luggage around.  They are good kids… wait, kids?

Thank goodness for the “kids”

We all bought the VIP package, so we were entitled to lunch as soon as we boarded.  It was tough dining on filet mignon again, two days in a row!

Lunch is served!

Then the teasing began with giggle harpoons flying everywhere!

I am also her “Arm Candy”!!!

We even caught a picture of Mark when he was NOT hiding from the camera!

The lunch was hilarious!

We call her “Giggles”

The timing was perfect.  As soon as we finished lunch, the hotel manager announced the rooms were ready.  We all rushed up to see how much baggage had arrived.

Ready to find our rooms.

After unpacking, we wandered up to the VIP lounge and indulged in another glass of vino!  We are on the 11th floor overlooking the San Juan harbor.

We headed to the suite lounge.

Mary was ready to find the kids after a text from them.  We went to the 4th floor, where the Caribbean band had just started playing.  OMG, burst eardrums time!  It was so loud, my teeth were rattling.  We opted to depart and head to a quiet lounge on the 11th floor.

Yes, we had our requisite drink!

We had a few drinks before going to dinner at the steakhouse.   Jon modeled his new Caribbean hat.

Jon found a new hat to wear

It was casual night, so I had my Trophy Husband shirt on!  If I had 50 of these, I could have sold them in minutes!

I got a lot of comments about my “TROPHY HUSBAND” T-shirt!

The carpiattio was excellent.

Dinner is served

Mary and I shared.  We were both full afterward.

I shared with Mary… 1/2 a Filet Mignon and 1/2 a rack of lamb!

 

Our waiter was from Ukraine, and he was happy to hear us applaud him and his fellow citizens!  We tipped him very well!!  His name is Pablo, so I will not soon forget that!

We fell in love with our waiter.

After dinner, we went to our room to freshen up before heading to the Schooner Lounge for some serious dancing.

Departing San Juan!

Jon and Sarah joined us for a couple of hours of serious drinking and dancing.  I got about half toasted and asked the piano player to play the Hokey-Pokey.  He had to look it up on the internet, but finally played it.  I got people from the surrounding tables to join Mary and me.  We had to tell him what to put in and take out, but all in all, we had a success.

We went to the Schooner Lounge and danced until the wee hours!

The clock was indicating close to midnight, so we went either up or down to our cabin, I do not remember.

Mary put me to bed, and I dropped like a swatted fly.  I was out!  Mary connected me to the CPAP machine, and the next thing I knew, it was 6:30 am.

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Day 1 – We Are Off!

Two in the morning?  Are you kidding??

Nope, the sounds of Alexa’s going off made us jump out of bed and finish packing before the 2:45 am departure from Orange.  Robin is coming back to our house to spend time since Bob is in New Hampshire for a week-long gig.

An early morning departure kicked off a busy travel day, with a few hassles but an enjoyable evening at the destination.

We arrived with time to spare, so we checked in.  Again, this was NOT a pleasant experience.

I may NEVER bend over again!

We have the Global Entry card, and that is a joke.  I passed, except for my suspenders.  Because of my suspenders, I had to take off my shoes and almost had to remove my shirt!  Next time, I will staple my pants to my body!!

We finally got on the airplane and headed to Denver!  Denver?  Wrong direction, Hop-A-Long!    The flight was uneventful until we found out we had to change terminals.  A lovely man in a golf cart recognized our plight, and he whisked us off to the intra-terminal train.  Yep, a train to the next terminal.  Without his help, we would still be walking.

Finally, we board for the second leg of the journey!  Yes, five hours means one bourbon and seven each hour.  When we got close, both the airplane and I were flying.

We were in row four, but we were flying the plane!!

We are getting closer!  We are over the water now.  35,000 feet in the sky at 540 miles per hour, oh my!!  I refrained from opening the window!

Check the altitude!!

We ordered a limousine so the kids wouldn’t have to come to the airport to pick us up. We were in a huge black Cadillac. I felt like we were in an FBI vehicle.

We made it!

Mary found a friend.

The distance from the airport to the hotel was only eight miles at a rate of $10/mile.  It was worth it as the driver moved all the luggage for us!

We had a superb view from our room, even as dusk approached.  The Sun was sinking into the west; we could hear the water sizzling.

We were on the 8th floor and had a fantastic view of the beach!

We decided on Italian at the hotel, and the restaurant was excellent.  Pasta was flying left and right.  I reminded everybody that life is full of pasta-bilities.

We had Italian for dinner and a load of giggles.

Colleen and Mark were the life of the party!

Watch out for these two!!

We were tired from all the flying and went to our room, where we crashed!

 

 

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T-1 And ALMOST Ready To Go

Mary fixed the coffee this morning; I didn’t even know it was broken!  We checked in online.  When the system works and is NOT too complicated, it makes traveling easier.

The system only hiccupped once, and that was when we entered the number of bags to check in.  I think the number was twelve, and when I entered the number, the computer began to shake violently, a puff of black smoke came out the back, the screen turned red with a warning message, “YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING US!”

We finally got everything packed at 4:30 pm, and then Robin came by and we went to Yang Ming for dinner.   We watched TV and then crashed at 9:30 pm as we have to get up and moving at 2:00 am!

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Normal “Kinda” Thursday!

We were up pretty early and began packing using the front guest room!  I put together the roll-around clothes hanger from Amazon, and it is working out very well!

We can see what we plan to pack without having to go through a pile on the bed!  We can even organize it by the day!

We got ready to go to the Elks around 11:00 am and headed to the Lodge at 11:15 am.  The place was empty; there were no meetings, and only two other tables had people in them throughout the entire room.  The quiet was refreshing.

After a great lunch, we headed home to continue packing.  We are probably 40% complete.  The roll-around made the job easier; we could see what we were bringing.

The roll-around rack did NOT solve all the packing problems for Mary!

Tomorrow is Friday, and it’s time to get serious!  I have my paper sack filled, and Mary has her three steamer trunks, four suitcases, and five garment bags almost ready to go!

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