A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.
The scalded cat fears even cold water.
That which is bitter to endure may be sweet to remember.
There is nothing more frightening than ignorance in action.
Mastery often passes for egotism.
Those who stand for nothing fall for anything.
Hunger is not debatable.
Some people pay a compliment like they expected a receipt.
Idleness is the one fault that we excuse most easily.
Hypocrisy is a tribute which vice pays to virtue.
Weak people cannot be sincere.
Experience is the worse teacher; it gives the test before presenting the
lesson.
You only live once---but if you work it right, once is enough.
A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.
Fat is a feminist issue.
The afternoon knows what the morning never suspected.
Show me a good loser, and I'll show you a failure.
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
Brevity is the soul of wit.
Love is like a cigar. If it goes out, you can light it again but it
never tastes quite the same.
Every pancake has two sides.
Beauty without grace is the hook without bait.
A woman is like a teabag----you can't tell how strong she is until you
put her in hot water.
I soupport publik edjukashun.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
If you shoot for the moon and miss, you're still among the stars.