Thoughts And Ponderisms; Only In America

“A man is what he thinks about all day long.”

Only In America

Only In America
It's the truth!

Only  in America…do drugstores make  the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their  prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front!

Only  in people order  double cheeseburgers, large fries and a diet coke!

Only  in America…do banks leave both  doors open and then chain the pens to the  counters!

Only  in we leave cars  worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and! put our useless junk in  the garage!

Only  in we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages  of eight

Only in we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking  creatures'!

Only  in they have  drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering!

Ever Wonder...