Miss Laurie
"A friend is one who believes in you when you have ceased to believe in yourself."
The Blonde's Revenge
Well, the blondes finally got together and got back
at the brunettes. Here's their revenge :
1. What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.
2. What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
Brown-bagging it.
3. What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
No one else wants it.
4. Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners ?
So brunettes can remember them.
5. What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
Invisible.
6. What's a brunette's mating call?
" Has the blonde left yet? "
7. Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.
8. Why is the brunette considered an evil color?
When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?
9. What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
The invitation
10. What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A hostage
11. Who makes bras for brunettes?
Fisher-Price
12. Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
It matches their mustache.
