Miss Laurie
"A friend is one who believes in you when you have ceased to believe in yourself."
Blondes And IQ's
The word blonde was first attested in English in 1481 and derives from Old French blont and meant "a colour midway between golden and light chestnut". It largely replaced the native term fair, from Old English fæger. The French (and thus also the English) word blond has two possible origins.
Some linguists say it comes from Middle Latin Blundus, meaning yellow, others say it comes from Old Frankish *blund which would relate it to Old English blonden-feax meaning grey-haired, from blondan/blandan meaning to mix. Also, Old English beblonden meant dyed as ancient Germanic warriors were noted for dyeing their hair. The linguists who support the Latin origins however say that Middle Latin blundus was a vulgar pronunciation of Latin flavus, also meaning yellow.
The word was reintroduced into English in the 17th century from French, and was until recently still felt as French, hence blonde for females/noun and blond for males/adjective.
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How do you make a blonde laugh on Friday?
Tell her a joke on Monday.
How did the blonde break her arm while she was raking leaves?
She fell out of the tree.
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
Both are empty from the neck up.
What do you call a bunch of blondes standing in a row?
A wind tunnel.
If a blonde and a brunette fell out of an airplane, who would land
first?
The brunette the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions.
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a mirror on the bottom of a swimming pool.
Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers once a month?
Because the label says, Good for up to 20 pounds.
How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
Shine a flashlight in her ear.
Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?
To protect their skulls as their heads rock left and right.
How do you kill a blonde?
Put spikes in her shoulder pads.
What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?
An interpreter.
What would a blonde say if you blew in her ear?
ÒThanks for the refill!
Why do blondes have more fun?
Because they don't know any better.
How can you tell if a blonde has used your computer?
There'll be cheese in front of the mouse.
What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?
You only have to put information into a computer once.
Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall?
To see what was on the other side.
How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
She threw it off of a cliff.