From: <rafcon@cox.net>
Subject: SENIORS HALLOWEEN
Date: October 26, 2013 at 7:24:15 PM PDT
To: <Undisclosed-Recipient:;>

 

 

 

 
 
  Rules for Halloween for Seniors
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You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:

10. You keep knocking on your own front door.
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9.  You remove your false teeth to change your appearance.
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8.  You ask for soft high fiber candy only.
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7.  When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, 
and you lose your balance and fall over.

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6.  People say: 'Great Boris Karloff Mask,' 
   A nd you're not wearing a mask.
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5.  When the door opens you yell, 'Trick or...' 
And you can't remember the rest.

4.  By the end of the night, 
you have a bag full of restraining orders.
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3.  You have to carefully choose a costume that doesn't dislodge your hairpiece.

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2.  You're the only Power Ranger in the
neighborhood with a walker.
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And the number one reason Seniors should not go 
Trick Or Treating...
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1.  You keep having to go home to pee.
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No matter, have a H A PPY H A LLOWEEN anyway.