What Is Wrong With Profiling???
Where Miscellaneous Items End Up!
Well Duh?? Profiling Is OK!
1. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by:
a. Olga Corbitt
b. Sitting Bull
c. Arnold Schwartzeneger
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
2. In 1979, the US Embassy in Iran was taken over by:
a. Lost Norwegians
b. Elvis
c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.
3. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:
a. John Dillinger
b. The King of Sweden
c. The Boy Scouts
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
4. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
a. A pizza delivery boy
b. Pee Wee Herman
c. Geraldo Rivera
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
5. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by:
a. The Smurfs
b. Davy Jones
c. The Little Mermaid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
6. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a US Navy diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:
a. Captain Kid
b. Charles Lindbergh
c. Mother Teresa
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
7. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
a. Scooby Doo
b. The Tooth Fairy
c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
8. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
a. Richard Simmons
b. Grandma Moses
c. Michael Jordan
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
9. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
a. Mr. Rogers
b. Hillary, to distract attention from Wild Bill's women problems
c. The World Wrestling Federation
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
10. In October, 2000, the USS Cole was bombed. US Sailors were injured or killed by:
a. The US Congress
b. The US Senate
c. A Liberal lawyer
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
11. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked. Two were used as missiles to bomb the World Trade Center and of the remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted by the passengers and crashed. Thousands of people were killed by:
a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
b. The Supreme Court of Florida
c. Mr. Bean
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
12. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
a. Enron
b. The Lutheran Church
c. The NFL
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
13. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
a. Captain Kangeroo
b. Madonna
c. Billy Graham
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
14. Recently the DC, Virginia, Maryland area was terrorized by snipers and several people were murdered by:
a. A little child
b. Someone in a wheel chair
c. A US Senator
d. Muslim male extremists between the ages of 17 and 40
Do You See A Pattern???
Do you see a pattern that would justify profiling to protect us by identifying Muslim males between the ages of 17 and 40?
Our Liberal lawyers do not see the pattern. For reasons known only to them, our Liberal lawyers are protecting the Muslims. As a consequence of Liberal lawyer legal maneuvers, airport security screeners are not allowed to protect us by profiling to identify Muslims.
Airport security screeners must conduct totally random searches and the searches include the removal of shoes (and sometimes clothes). So far, the people who have been randomly selected and searched have included 80-year-old women, little children, people in wheel chairs, airline pilots (regardless of their proper identification), Secret Service agents (including members of the President's security detail), an 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips and a Medal of Honor former Governor.
Only by chance will an airport security screener randomly search a Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40!
Profiling is okay dummy!
Political correctness my ass! Until the War on Terrorism is over, screen them!
Never Forget
Do you find it strange that our Liberal lawyers insist that profiling to protect us by identifying Muslim males between the ages of 17 and 40 is wrong! The following Multiple Choice test is based on events from recent history.
I Watch With Pure Amazement
Our "press" and the liberal "what me worry" masses in our country are truly amazing. They cannot understand the message we are getting... just like Hitler in the early 1930's.
Born With Hate In Their Heart
Inthe name of a religion? Islamo-radicals are not religious nuts.. they are thugs and power seekers just like Mao and Hitler and the rest of the vermin that have tried to take over the world.
And that's the truth!
Give `Em Pork!
Pershing was in charge of a U.S. garrison in the Philippines in 1911. It seems his soldiers were subjected to a series of terror attacks by Filipino Muslims. Pershing did not try to put together a "road map." Nor did he set up study groups to find out why the Muslims hated the Americans. Nor did he offer them a series of "good will gestures." Nor did he put up a giant wall to keep them out. Instead, he captured fifty of those Muslim terrorists. He then had them dig their own graves. He then tied all up to posts execution style. He then dipped fifty bullets in pig's blood. You see, Muslims murders may not have a problem with soaking their hands into Jewish blood but NO WAY do they want anything to do with the skin, blood or 'guts' of a pig. Should they be contaminated by any of these pig parts, they will go to Muslim Hell, not Muslim Paradise!
You get what you deserve
And so, on the count of three, all but one of those Paradise-seeking Islamists were shot dead! Their bodies were them wrapped in the skins of freshly-killed pigs and dropped into the giant hole. Above them were poured the entrails and other porcine remains. You may ask, "Why was one Muslim spared?" The answer is simple. This sole surviving Muslim was released and sent back to his fellow 'mujahedin' to report what he had just witnessed. For the next 42 years there was not a single Muslim attack!
We Are Nuts!
To ensure we Americans never offend anyone -- particularly fanatics intent on killing us -- law enforcement and security screeners are not allowed to "profile" people in public places or security checkpoints. However, they will continue to perform random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, Secret Service agents who are members of the President's security detail, 85-year-old congressmen with metal hips and even Medal of Honor recipients. But targeting male Islamists between the ages 17 and 40 constitutes "ethnic profiling."