I guess I am a BAD American.
I like big cars, big houses, and naturally big rewards for big effort I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts squirting out babies.
I don't care about appearing compassionate.
I think playing with toy guns doesn't make you a killer.
I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason.
I think I'm doing better than the homeless.
I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized.
I don't care if you call me a racist, a homophobe, or a misogynist. I have the right to not be tolerant of others because they are different, weird or piss me off.
I don't celebrate Kwanzaa.
I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you do it in English.
I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a Shield for unpopular opinions or actions.
I want to know why there is MTV.
I know what the definition of lying is.
I think Oprah's eyes are way too far apart.
I didn't take the initiative in inventing the Internet.
I thought the Taco Bell dog was funny.
I want them to bring back safe and sane fireworks.
I believe no one ever died because of something Ozzy Osbourne, Ice-T or Marilyn Manson sang, butthat doesn't mean I have to listen to that crap from someone else's car when I'm stopped at a red light.
I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster or Jack In The Box.
I don't want to eat or drink anything with the words light, lite or fat-free on the package.
I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God or gods, and they can do it in their schools.
My heroes are John Wayne, Ronald Reagan and whoever waves the American Flag!
I don't hate the rich.
I don't pity the poor.
I know wrestling is fake.
I think global warming is typical liberal scare tactics and junk science. (I say AMEN to this!!)
I've never owned or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years in the desert after getting chased out of Egypt, I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you, so shut-up already. (AMEN to this one, too)
Rocky and Bullwinkle still makes me laugh. Amos and Andy were real Americans!
I think you can respect and admire women/men while mentally undressing them.
I believe a self-righteous liberal with a cause is more dangerous than a Hell's Angel with an attitude.
I want to know which church is it exactly where the "Rev." Jessie Jackson preaches.
I think explosions are cool.
I don't care where Ellen puts her tongue.
I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're running from them.
I hope that Alec Baldwin, Linda Bloodworth-Thomason, Ed Asner, Mike Farrel and the rest of the liberal-assed Hollywood freaks keep their words and move out of OUR country. Leftist weenies!
I worry about dying before I get even.
I don't believe in hate crime legislation. Even suggesting it pisses me off. You're telling me that someone who is a minority, gay, disabled, another nationality, or otherwise different from the mainstream of this country has more value as a human being that I do as a white male.
Hell, if someone kills anyone, I'd say that it's a hate crime.
I like the convenience of buying oranges while I'm waiting at a stoplight, and I'm pretty sure the Latin midget selling them to me is glad she no longer lives in a refrigerator box in East Dallas.
I think turkey bacon sucks.
I want somebody to explain to me exactly why it's wrong to point out that when I watch a freeway chase, I know the losers the police eventually pull out of the car are going to be a bunch of gang-banging ethnics.
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child; it takes a parent with the balls to stand up to the kid and say "NO".
I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't pretend they are a political statement.
I believe you don't have to speak with a lisp to pick out a couch for your living room.
I'll admit that the only movie that ever made me cry was Ole Yeller.
I didn't realize Dr. Seuss was a genius until I had a kid.
I will not conform or compromise just to keep from hurting someone's feelings.
I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the mainstream media would like the world to believe otherwise.
Yes, I'm guess I'm a bad American.
Never have I witnessed the "drive-by media" being so hateful and biased against our country and its leadership. It is a sad commentary when I have to cancel my newspaper subscriptions because the "reporters" are so obviously biased and report their own agenda... not the news!
I am tired of trash like Brittney Spears and low-life Paris Hilton in the news. These turds ought go away. Bring back real women!
So I do NOT have to be nice, politically correct or anything else! Fourty-two years in the salt mine give me some rights! The right to say what I think!