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The Truth In A Few Short Words

Clowns Ask me!
Ain't it the truth!!!

Good in bed I'm smiling

Aren't we It's not

If idiot could fly I fear gravity

Being old First 40 years

The road ell traveled

"Parents know how to push your buttons because, hey, they sewed them on." - Camryn Manheim
“There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast”
“Television is like the American toaster, you push the button and the same thing pops up everytime.” - Alfred Hitchcock (English Film Director, 1899-1980)
"Anatomy (n): something everyone has, but which looks better on a girl"
"State Legislators are merely politicians whose darkest secret prevents them from running for a higher office." - Dennis Miller
"If crime fighters fight crime, and fire fighters fight fire, then what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that to us, do they?" - GEorge Carlin
"I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me." - John Cleese
"I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts." - Will Rogers
"If your lips are extended beyond your nose then you are about to do something rude." - Scott Adams
"We had gay robbers last night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture." - Robin Williams

Things to think about:

The right half of the brain controls the left half of the body. This means that only left handed people are in their right mind.
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
One doesn't speak unless he is sure he can improve on the silence.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Try not to let your mind wander. It is too small to be out by itself. - L. Atkinson
Vegetarians eat vegetables. Beware of Humanitarians..