Cooking According To Martha And Sue
The greatest gift of the garden is the restoration of the five senses!
Differences In Cooking Styles (A Humorous Look)
Sue is the best cook in the world making Martha baby look like an
amateur... But I had to do a comparison between the two.
The Top 10 Reasons Americans are Overweight:
- Hey, we get 80 channels of great
American TV 24 hours a day,
there's no time to exercise!
- "Girl Scout Cookie Dough" gets
better tasting every year.
- The colossal failure of "Salad
King" drive-thru chain.
- Doing it just to spite Richard
- Addition of a diet soda does
NOT mean your triple bacon cheeseburger/chili fries combo is a healthy
- Americans still unconvinced
that it's not really butter.
- Part of our country's defense
strategy: Asses too large to
- Slim Fast shakes taste much
better with a scoop of Ben &
Jerry's in 'em.
- One word: Sprinkles
... and the Number 1 Reason Americans are Overweight:
- "Did somebody say McDonald's?"
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to
prevent ice cream drips.
To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the
When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit
of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the
outside of the cake.
If you accidentally over salt a dish while it's still cooking,
drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an
Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and
it will keep for weeks.
Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield
a beautiful glossy finish.
Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on
your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing
gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.
Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for
future use in casseroles and sauces.
*Sue's Way *
Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's
sake! You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating
Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix, keep it in the pantry for up
to a year.
Go to the bakery! They'll even decorate it for you.
If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too bad.
Please recite with me the real woman's motto: "I made it and you
will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes!"
Celery? Never heard of it!
The Mrs. Smith frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg
whites over the crust so I don't.
Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink!
Go ask that very cute neighbor if he can open it for you.
Leftover wine??????????? HELLO !!!!!!!