We Have Fun At Everything
Life Is To Short Not To Laugh!!
Things To Ponder While Having Fun!
I often spend hours pondering or is it hours in
ponderment? Oh well... Here are some of the
recent ponders to which I have donated pondering time
to:
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned
that most people die of natural causes.
Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make
sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable
plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the
ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
The easiest way to find something lost around the
house is to buy a replacement.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive
anyway.
There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and
the dead.
Life is sexually transmitted.
Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for
anything, but you still can't help but smile when
you see 'em tumble down the stairs.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying
in hospitals dying of nothing.
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world
weird. Now the world is weird and people take
Prozac to make it normal.
How is it one careless match can start a forest
fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say,
"I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and
drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken
there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta
its butt."
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for
the time, but don't point to their crotch when they
ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get
undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality
come from morons?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet
Soup?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's
face, he doesn't like it, but when you take him on a
car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make
it arrive faster?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?